Wednesday, January 31, 2007

joke...

Yesterday we(me,Chong,Stella,Raveen,Hui Ching n Jun Jia) were in a discussion room in lib...at 1st wanna practice for presentation but our lec couldnt make it...so no need present lor! Then Jun Jia was reading a Chinese newspaper...n he asked us to listen to this...(b4 he start telling i oredi laugh ...haha dunno y)...

One day a dog was walking down the street. He came across a billboard. (not sure billboard or newspaper or etc...4gotten)
It says , "Hiring someone who:
1) Can type
2)Knows how to use the computer
3)Can communicate in 2 language...
So if you fulfill this criteria, apply now! Anyone will be treated equally(no bias)"

So the dog went to the place and applied for the job. He went in for the interview. The boss was shocked actually. He apologised and said they couldnt 
hire the dog. 
The dog said that they wrote tat anyone
will be treated equally... the boss was speechless n said, 
" I really can't hire you. 1st of all, can u type?"
The dog went to a typewriter(i think so la...) n started typing.
Then the boss said, "But do u know how to use the computer?"
The dog sat down in front of the computer and started type something. He created a program etc...
N the boss said, " Ok la...even though u know how to type n how to use a computer...I really cant
hire u...U must know at least 2 language."
N guess wat the dog replied?

"Woof"....
"Meow"...
 
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