U know when girls r in secondary school... they hav a kinda personal book to write things down etc? mayb not all girls la... but i hav a 'fren' who has a book filled wit frenship, love or break up thingy... n i kinda got into it after her... so i made one too! wit the same content of wat she had all these while...haha but after awhile i got rather lazy to copy it in my book edy..
Tada~~ My book!So now tat i've flipped thru the pages... sum of the content are quite funny n true... but mayb most of u hav read it on d internet. anyway...one of it is ;
The Guide to Being Dumped.
"You're too good for me."
Translation :I'm too good/much cool for you
"You're too much like a brother/sister."
Trans: I like you, but you just don't turn me on.
"You'll always have a special place in my heart."
Trans: My lawyer will contact you soon about the restraining order.
"I think we should date other people."
Trans:Look, I'm late for my date. He/She's probably waiting in the parking lot. I've got to go.
"I just don't have the time to date anymore."
Trans:You DO realise that i've been avoiding you for months now...
"Maybe we can get together real soon."
Trans:Perhaps if you were the last man/woman on Earth
Haha...there u hav it! D 1st time i read it... during secondary.. it was kinda funny...but it was all true though. Wonder who translated them...hehehe...
Oh another one;
A Poem about men from a diary of a teenage girl
The nice men...r ugly,
The handsome men...r not nice,
The handsome and nice men...r gay,
The men who r not so handsome, but r nice men...
hav no money,
The men who r not so handsome,but r nice men...
with money...think women r only after their money.
The handsome men who are not nice... dont think we r beautiful enough,
The men who think we r beautiful, sumwhat nice, n hav money...r cowards,
The men who r sumwhat handsome,sumwhat nice,n hav sum money... r shy n never make the 1st move,
The men who never make the 1st move...automatically lose interest on us, when we take the initiative.
Now, do u still understand men?
Hua hua hua~~...Hui Ching! U wanted to read these so i posted d! hehe... next time oni post more ya!
The Guide to Being Dumped.
"You're too good for me."
Translation :I'm too good/much cool for you
"You're too much like a brother/sister."
Trans: I like you, but you just don't turn me on.
"You'll always have a special place in my heart."
Trans: My lawyer will contact you soon about the restraining order.
"I think we should date other people."
Trans:Look, I'm late for my date. He/She's probably waiting in the parking lot. I've got to go.
"I just don't have the time to date anymore."
Trans:You DO realise that i've been avoiding you for months now...
"Maybe we can get together real soon."
Trans:Perhaps if you were the last man/woman on Earth
Haha...there u hav it! D 1st time i read it... during secondary.. it was kinda funny...but it was all true though. Wonder who translated them...hehehe...
Oh another one;
A Poem about men from a diary of a teenage girl
The nice men...r ugly,
The handsome men...r not nice,
The handsome and nice men...r gay,
The men who r not so handsome, but r nice men...
hav no money,
The men who r not so handsome,but r nice men...
with money...think women r only after their money.
The handsome men who are not nice... dont think we r beautiful enough,
The men who think we r beautiful, sumwhat nice, n hav money...r cowards,
The men who r sumwhat handsome,sumwhat nice,n hav sum money... r shy n never make the 1st move,
The men who never make the 1st move...automatically lose interest on us, when we take the initiative.
Now, do u still understand men?
Hua hua hua~~...Hui Ching! U wanted to read these so i posted d! hehe... next time oni post more ya!
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